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TelkomADSL is a Joke

An ancient relic

And I’ve had enough of it. As previously mentioned on this site, TelkomADSL put their entry level prices up by 67%. Despite of my impotent fury over the matter - and perhaps because I must be certifiably insane - we forked out the extra shillings and this month paid KSh9188 for same service we used to have.

The service has been shockingly bad. Despite the fact that a large number of users in Kisumu, including probably the most popular internet café in town, stopped using the service due to instability and the price hike, the service has actually managed to get worse.

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Tunaendalea Vizuri

Tommy Soaking Wet

We’re doing well (at least, I hope that’s what the title says). Yesterday we all went out to Kiboko Bay, a nice hotel/restaurant/resort on the shores of Lake Victoria in Dunga, just west of Kisumu. Not having a car, we travelled there by boda-boda. This is usually fine, but after 30 minutes each way on the back of a bike in blazing sunshine, the merits of cars and air conditioners become crystal clear. Hannah and I are rather pinker than usual! Tommy had great fun, as you can see from the photos at the end of this post. Unfortunately, he got a bit previous and just before we set off, he and Omundi jumped into the paddling pool we left out over night (see photo above).

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Language Learning

Dinner with the new residents

Nine months in to our overseas life and things are really hotting up on the language front. My Kiswahili comprehension has moved up a notch and I’d say its now passable; one up from merely functional. Next stop conversational!

I realised the change as I sat and watched NTV Jioni (an early evening news bulletin) 2 nights ago. During a story about Senator Barak Obama’s recent trip to Siaya, the studio cut to an interview with his grandmother, Sarah Obama. She regailed the interviewer with details of the meal she had prepared for the returning grandson and finished by adding that he ate very little of it before flying off on a plane.

There is a caveat to this though. Nyanza residents are renowned across Kenya for having relatively poor Kiswahili; certainly not up to the standards of the coastal communities. The day I can understand an interview with a Mombassa city councillor, I’ll know I have this language cracked!

As for the other language learners, things are fairly rocketing along. Lillian has been going for English lessons and is getting the hang of it pole pole. We think we’re going to switch to teaching her at home as her current teacher is not used to teaching someone who has only basic reading skills.

Hannah’s Dholuo continues to amaze Nyanza residents. She is one of a handful of mzungu who seem to have even bothered to try and learn it. I think we coyuld say she’s gtting to an advanced level - she managed to negotiate a deal for some woven chairs withough resorting to Kiswahili once.

Tommy and Omundi have started to communicate in each other’s language and even revert to Kiswahili sometimes. It really is really fascinating. They start off in their respective languages, if that gets no joy, they have a go at the other’s. If that doesn’t get them anywhere, they will switch languages again to Kiswahili. Their grammer is not advanced (or even vaguely correct) but the words are pretty spot on.

Mostly it’s for commands - Omundi chiem (eat)! - Tommy come here! - but Tommy says adwaro (I want) and nataka (I want) alot too and Omundi can ask for things and say plase and thank you.

As you can see from the photograph, we have two new householders, Brian and his mother Adhiambo. Brian is Lillian’s only grandson. He’s been pretty seriously ill and when he was brought here last week, he was down to 7.5 kilos in weight (not good for a 17 month old baby). He’s getting better every day now though, and is eating about 3 times more food than Tommy or Omundi. He’ll be staying here for a while until his weight gets back up and he and his mother have attended a few months of the local feeding clinic.

Some time soon I’ll attempt a post in Kiswahili. Be gentle.

Bondo Youth Against AIDS Awareness Day

David and Tommy had never been to Bondo, the town about 50km from Kisumu where I am doing my fieldwork, until this weekend.

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Punctual Payment Penalties

Proof of Payment?

It appears that credit card companies have a unique understanding of the what constitutes “late” and “early” when it comes to paying your credit card bill. The credit card companies regard a payment made on the day a statement is issued as being “early”; therefore, if you wait for your next statement before making a payment, you will are liable for a “late” payment penalty, having been deemed not to have made a payment for that billing period.

With the advent of internet banking, this interpretation of “late payment” is demonstrably illogical. The image at the top of this post shows this. Perhaps in the days before internet banking, when bills were issued centrally and one only knew what was due for payment once the bill came through your door, this policy made sense. Now that my statement tells me when the next is due to be issued I can set up a payment to go through on that very day.

This is what I did. My credit card issuer did not like it.

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